Spongebob Squarepants

A homosexual cartoon about the life of a sea sponge and his lover who is a starfish.

Patrick jizzed all over Squiward's face and used Spongebob Squarepants soak up the rest of the jizz on the floor.

by MickSwagger March 29, 2009

spongebob squarepants

Meaning female with little or no booty aka flat booty.

Bob:Hey John, you seen that girl with the huge rack?
John: I seen it, but she also got a spongebob squarepants too. yikes

by BWheezy January 11, 2009

Spongebob Squarepants

A retarded show that teenybopper girls obsess over. Its only good characters are Squidward and Plankton.

I can't even last 3 seconds on DDR MAX2's "Nearly 130" course because Patrick and SpongeBob kept stomping all over me and fooling around on the machine instead of actually playing.

by dj gs68 July 11, 2003

Spongebob Squarepants

the most stupidest show in the world. It is NOT funny AT ALL and I blame it most for getting Invader Zim cancelled....whoever made Spongebob is a stupid redneck and should be shot and killed!

"Spongebob is the gayest show ever!!!" ~ Dirge

by Dirge February 13, 2005

spongebob squarepants

Terrible cartoon

A few years back, it wasn't cool to watch nickelodeon past age 10-12. Now, you've got high schoolers watching it because of Spongebob. Whatever happened to maturity?

by Alex March 5, 2003

[spongebob squarepants]

A retarded yellow sponge that is most likely homosexual. The network "nickelodeon" started running the show when it sold out and started airing programs meant to keep small kids between the ages of 4-10 busy.

steve: I wanted to tear my eyes out. My 7-year-old cousin was watching spongebob squarepants when i came home.

joe: That's rough, man. I feel bad for you.

by dublincatfish June 25, 2008

Spongebob SquarePants

A TV show made by Steven Hillenburg and Nickelodeon.

Spongebob SquarePants woke up and fed his snail Gary.

by Nickelodeon Official December 24, 2019