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russian socking

when you poop in a sock and swing it over your head and wait for a car to pass by and you throw the sock at the cars wind sheild.
Dude, i just russian socked that police car on accident!!
by Raymond Johnson May 21, 2005
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smocking

The way you spell smoking after you become President of The United States.
"Democrats can’t find a Smocking Gun tying the Trump campaign to Russia."
by Buckles Freeman December 10, 2018
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Sporking

A line by line critical analysis of fanfiction, typically of the Utterly Horrible or occasionally So Bad It's Good variety. Derived from the term "Sporking one's eyes out", implying that the fic is so bad that most people would prefer to attack their own eyes with sporks rather than read it. Also the verb for performing such an analysis.
Bob: What's wrong with Dan? He seems really out of it.
George: He's been Sporking "My Immortal" for the past hour. We're waiting for his brain to recover.

(An example of a Sporking: das-sporkingdotlivejournaldotcom/561dothtml)
by psthebirdbites January 11, 2012
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Shocking finish

When you're fucking a girl from behind and right as you cum you taze her. Now that's love.
Hooked up with a girl at barrettes last night, stole her taser, and gave her a shocking finish.
by BnD Barrettes June 14, 2018
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French Stocking

A sock full of human shit. Typically used to beat someone with.
That dickhead stole my X-Box, so we are going to go fuck him up with a French Stocking.
by Gamilon April 16, 2010
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Power Socking

Wearing socks that are either brightly colored or heavily patterned such that they sharply contrast with the wearer's outfit. Power Socking is a statement of boldness. The more contrasted the better.

The sharpest contrasts are achieved directly between the socks and pants or socks and shoes.
Note: Socks must match each other, but must not match any other part of the outfit, otherwise it's not Power Socking.
Some examples of Power Socking include:
Orange socks with a blue pants
Green socks with red shoes
Plaid socks with striped pants
by Coltronix October 27, 2011
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Wind socking

After anal sex the bowel prolapses
I bummed her so hard i ended up wind socking her
by Chop81 January 10, 2021
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