One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
Get the flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff mug.The art of surprising your loved one by randomly telling them that you love them.. need them... miss them. Often said in the middle of conversations that are totally unrelated.
Lover 1 - So I went to the beach today...
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..
Lover 2 - Oh god I Love you!
Lover 1 - Aw wow!! What was that for?
Lover 2 - Just.... Spontaneous Affection! ... I really missed you today..
by Sweet Nat February 25, 2006
Get the Spontaneous Affection! mug.When you see a girl so hot, that you cant control your man parts, and you jizz in your pants unexpectedly
That girl walked past me and as i watched her walk away it made me spontaneous combust-a-nut!
The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut
The Stripper was grinding on me and before i knew it, spontaneous combust-a-nut
by Supraman221 March 14, 2011
Get the Spontaneous Combust-a-nut mug.by tanukisanyo May 9, 2005
Get the spontaneous cumbustion mug.1. arising from internal cause: resulting from internal or natural processes, with no apparent external influence
2. arising from impulse: arising from natural impulse or inclination, rather than from planning or in response to suggestions from others
3. unrestrained: naturally unrestrained or uninhibited
4. botany growing uncultivated: growing without cultivation
2. arising from impulse: arising from natural impulse or inclination, rather than from planning or in response to suggestions from others
3. unrestrained: naturally unrestrained or uninhibited
4. botany growing uncultivated: growing without cultivation
John is so spontaneous.
by G.K June 15, 2007
Get the spontaneous mug.Jacking off at random times in random places. If someone is a spontaneous masturbater, you never know when they will just whip their dick out and start beating it.
Zach pulled his dick out in the middle of the cafeteria and started pumping it. This is an example of spontaneous masturbation.
by Vengefulsorrow December 28, 2008
Get the spontaneous masturbation mug.The act of either :
A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin
B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire
or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) Catching on fire whilst receiving blumpkin
B) Receiving blumpkin whist already on fire
or C) Someone who randomly but quickly (spontaneously) decides to give another blumpkin.
A) "Ohh this blumpkin is so good Karen!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"
B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"
C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."
"Oh really? What'd she do?"
"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
"WTFFF!! You just spontaneously comblumpkinned!"
B) "Oh shit my johnson's on fire!"
"Here, a little spontaneous comblumpkin will put that right out!"
C) "Dude, my girlfriend surprised the hell out of me yesterday for my birthday."
"Oh really? What'd she do?"
"She spontaneously comblumpkinned me!"
by Lucizzle December 16, 2009
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