Sklinkle

The act of stealing something in a serious manner.

I am going to sklinkle your money.

by SkullcrusherDMan November 28, 2022

kabloinky sploinky

A polite way to say fuck.

Guy 1: "I'm gonna kabloinky sploinky your mum mate"
Guy 2: "..What?"
Guy 1: "Search it up on Urban Dictionary.."
Guy 2: "Oh."
*awkward silence*
Guy 1: "So how was work?"

by real jesus h christ almighty June 2, 2023

Sploinge

The sound a wet sponge makes when it bounces

"Darn, I dropped my sponge!"
"I know, I heard the sploinge from over here!"

by Anubis March 31, 2003

spinkler

a term somebody uses after being high or getting blood drawn. usually from laughing about a sprinkler for 20 minutes and then mis-pronouncing it.

hahaha look at that spinkler hahaha

by squisheegurl September 4, 2004

splingle

To twirl and wipe out after the process of twirling.

"Hey dude, remember that autist from school? He totally splingled at lunch!"

by Gopnik Keikei May 15, 2018

Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007