splifftionary

A diagrammatic book containing all known variations of spliffs and weed smoking paraphernalia.

Pass me the splifftionary, i need to look up a J.

by Duckcave February 13, 2009

Spliff-Joint

A half-spliff, half joint. Typically rolled in a large paper, to allow for each half to be savored as a unique experience.

Does this have tobacco in it?

Nah, the first half is just weed. It's a spliff-joint.

by VC-MUNX June 6, 2011

Sploitching

A man mixes a liquid made from jizz, piss, and shit in a bowl and massages his partners toungue with the liquid.

My mouth feels like its been sploitched from all that sploitching last night.

by my pseudonym1337666555 November 12, 2011

Spliff

/splif/
1. A term used when youre spitting game/ flirting with someone but for amusement rather than with serious intentions.

similiar : Spliffy
2. a marijuana cigarette.
Similiar : Joint Doob Doobie Gas

1. Random: yoo bro got game!
LOB Chris: Nah i just be spliffing this hoes up.

2. Random: what you chiefin on??
Random 2: just rollin up a spliff.

by SPLIFF SKYLARK August 19, 2022

steel spliff

A joint that is light on the Mary jane, either due to being low on money or a weed drought.

Reed's running low and my dealer says he can' get any for a week. Better make this a steel spliff.

by Spliffer1984 April 20, 2022

Detroit spliff

A joint containing cigarette tobacco and home grown weed, popular in Detroit

I got some cigarettes and home grown, let’s spark a Detroit Spliff!

by ibmaj December 1, 2022

Poor man's sploof

When one exhales smoke into another fellow's rectum in order to disguise the odor. Much like a regular sploof but for the small cost of nothing.

Example:
'Smoking in the school bathroom'

Robert - OH SHIT, the principal is coming, quickly put your lips around my asshole and perform the poor man's sploof!
'Jonny exhales the dank smoke into the anal cavity of Robert'
Jonny - Thanks Robert, you saved us both. Also, no homo tho.
Robert - Yeah that was close, no homo hehe..

by Rövslafsaren May 31, 2021