Splinderance

Derived from the word Spliff and hindrance, meaning to be obstructed or delayed from completing a task whilst smoking a spliff.

often used whilst playing a video game.

My C.O.D skills are so sick I can beat you with Splinderance

by Dragondave1 June 29, 2011

splindiforous

FAntasticlly Fantastic nugs

these nugs are splindiforous

by SATAN April 20, 2004

splid

A portmanteau of spoon and lid (sp+lid) describing the makeshift spoon fashioned from the lid of a pre-packaged food item.

Victoria wanted to eat her yoghurt but didn't have a clean spoon so peeled back the foil and made a very neat splid that would impress even the most accomplished of origami experts.

by mark.1981 August 12, 2010

splidge

The funk that accumulates under the scrodum after vigorous perspiration. Close relative to swamp ass.

"I must take a shower. After that work-out I have a large amount of Splidge build up."

by r. brizzle February 1, 2006

Slidding

A word that idiots who can't bother to try understanding English use to replace the word "witching," in the term "witching hour."

Person 1: Ey, yo gon get togetha wit your gurl tonight?
Person 2: Nah home slice, it's already slidding hours.
Person 1: Ah shiii, you right. I should get home.

by idktbhlmao November 6, 2018

Splid

A splid is a spoon created from the aluminium foil of a yoghurt pot.

It is delicately folded to create a rough triangle spoon-like device, useful for consuming yoghurt if no traditional spoon is available.

I'm just gunna make a splid because I don't have a spoon with me!

by ace5p1d0r August 14, 2010

splidel

A milk fucking smartass who likes to look at gay birds

Brett Leatherman is a splidel!!

by Ice February 1, 2005