Tomato Splat

During intercouse (While she's menstruating), you collect all the period blood from your penis and proceed to throw it on her face.

When I tomato splat Rebecca, she low-key loved it.

by TaterMasterbater July 13, 2016

Tubby splat

A fart.

"Did you just tubby splat?.."

by ChickenSquirt October 22, 2013

SPLAT

A youth club in the area of Droitwich (UK) for teens, things often get broken but it's a LOT of fun :)

"Are you going to SPLAT on Saturday night?"

by urbdictaddict January 22, 2008

splat tat

the tattoo on the small of a woman's back. this refers to a target area for a man to ejactulate upon.

lisa just got a tribal splat tat.

by aries February 27, 2005

Back splat

Poo that's been left on the back of the toilet after a dump. The shit stains left after a messy poo in the loo.

"I left a particularly messy back splat in the upstairs loo for the misses to clean."

"Who couldn't be bothered to clean the toilet after using it and left that nasty back splat?"

by lespoos June 29, 2010

O'Donnell Splat

A masturbatory excretion directed onto any paraphernalia supporting the Tea Party or Delaware's Senate candidate Christine O'Donnell.

At an anti-masturbation rally, "all of these Tea Party pickets are missing something, like a splash of white. I'm gonna give them the O'Donnell Splat."

by politicalcenter September 23, 2010

Ass splat

If someone calls you this, they're calling you a piece of shit. (Insult)

"Derick, you ass splat! You broke my phone!"

by The Ultimate Supreme Leader May 16, 2021