sour apple splatter

Shit stuck to the back of the toilet, under the seat. While taking a dump, perferably with explosive diarrhea, lean forward and push hard so it sprays all over the back of the toilet bowl. It usually sticks even after flushing, requiring the toilet owner to scrub it off.

Keith was pissed off when saw the sour apple splatter Curtis left in his toilet.

by Tack January 24, 2006

splatter

Causing something to violently splash against a surface.

My diarrhea caused my shit to splatter all along my leg.

by Shifty Eyed Goat June 18, 2003

splasher

The splash of water that hits your ass or nuts when you take a big shit and the water splashes back up

After that big poo the splasher made my whole ass wet

by Yourleftnut March 28, 2003

splattered tomato

when a girl starts bleeding profusely out of her vagina during sexual intercourse.

"i was having sex last night and suddenly my girlfriend was a splattered tomato"

by matt panacci June 16, 2008

splatter mat

A lower back tattoo on a female that a male will used to ejaculate on when he "pulls out" during doggy style sex. This tattoo is also known as a "bullseye". Do not confuse a splatter mat with a tramp stamp. A tramp stamp is a female lower back tattoo that has not yet had the pleasure of receiving male ejaculatory fluids.

Dude! Did you see that chick's tramp stamp? I would love to turn that into a splatter mat.

by Dirty L 90 July 24, 2017

sexual splasher

verb., when woman has an orgasm so intense that vaginal fluid splashes all over the surrounding area, leaving the male or female soaking wet from abdomen to thighs or lower legs and at times even more. Also called the mattress flipper because the mattress becomes so wet that the only way to lay on it comfortably afterwards is to flip the mattress and apply new sheets. Ussually only occurs in women who are uninhibited and enjoy the noises accompanying uninhibited sex and screaming when it feels so intensely good that they can think and/or feel nothing else but what is happening to themselves and sometimes their partner.

He pounded her so deep, yet touched her gently while speaking words of lust and/or love, which resulted in her having multiple sexual splashers as orgasms during one intense sexual experience.

by LiveNLearn February 8, 2015

fecal splatter

Fecal splatter is the substance emitted from ones anal cavity. Fecal splatter is no ordinary extrement, as it is a viscous gloopy substance. Fecal splatter emerges from ones buttocks in a similar fashion to "I'm a firing my lazer". Fecal splatter can only be discribed as a most unpleasant experience, and requires an abundance of wiping.

Charles: William, can I draw thoust attention to my unsatisfactory experience within thines porcelain throne?

William: What might thoust experience within those walls?

Charles: From within that very cubicle, from the gates of hell I unleashed a mighty tsnami of feces. Alright I'll give it to ya straight, it was fecal splatter

by LifeIsFutile June 24, 2016