creamed spinach

When a woman has too many organs without washing her pubes and the result resembles creamed spinach!

I rubbed my wife's pussy every time I saw her. When I finally got her pants off, I saw creamed spinach!

by Creepy Mike May 31, 2016

Spinach Rimming

When one finds the inner strength to overcome the horrific smell of a fat sweaty bottom and engage in some grimacing rimming as a means to reaching the goal of poking the brown eye.

I really wanted to slip Wendy my meaty length in her bottom, however she hinted that I had to grease the back door first with my tongue this would require some serious Spinach Rimming. Only eating a large quantity of Spinach would give me the power to overcome the task in hand as Wendy's ass looked like she had sat on a plate of slugs.

by El_Web August 6, 2016

spinach pie

The unkempt or rancid crotch of a woman - usually used to indicate performing oral sex on such a mess.

She's hot but you're gonna hate eating that spinach pie.

by johny johny j-roll July 22, 2009

Spinaching

throat-fucking a girl so she sounds like Popeyes laugh "Ug gug gug gug" before promptly cumming in one eye

I was spinaching with Bobby when he came in one of my eyes

by Cheese Cannon May 31, 2015

spinach dick

When you down a can of spinach and your dick grows to the same size as Popeye's muscles.

"Dude, I couldn't get it up last night, so I acted like Popeye and got spinach dick. "

by Pliniomonkey March 27, 2017

spinach

The portion of the labia minora that protrudes beyond the labia majora. Some women have a lot, some none at all. If a big dollop protrudes, the women is said to have "A lot of spinach."

Look at this model! What a mouthful of spinach that would be!

by streaking crimson June 7, 2013

Splached

To regally expel.

I got splached by two turkeys in a fruit pie. NO two puppies and a fruit fly.

Keep yourself covered in high risk splach environments.

by Ovulatron January 11, 2009