Spalunking

The act of while engaged in partying... rearranging family photos, removing of all soup labels, putting random things in random places they do not belong(i.e. sharpie in the oven), or any other acts of civil disobedience that will be discovered by the unsuspecting owners of the home when they return.

Also the stealing of random table decorations.

"Why is there a vibrator in my cereal box?"
"Oh, the boys went spalunking last night."

by bobbybonanza November 29, 2011

spelunking

the sound your dead lifeless body makes when it lands in the bottom of a large chasm in a pitch-black cave you thought was cool to check out

The medical examiner explained the body was found in the chasm of a cave no doubt the deceased was spelunking...poor bastard

by boglin78 August 23, 2004

splunking

A sex act involving more than two people that utilizes a sawhorse, wasabi, a flashlight, and a dremmel (high-powered drill).

Hey baby, let's get some people together to go splunking. You bring the flashlight, I'll bring the sawhorse.

by Viking Troll August 13, 2012

splunking

the act of searching for a condom after the man cums.

Hey babe, after this we have to go splunking.

by marines girl 360 March 25, 2010

Splunking

To explore the meat cave

Hey baby, i want to go splunking in your meat cave!

by MustbeGus December 6, 2006

ass spelunking

Its Where a person jumps into another persons ass! Usually an insult to your fellow man.

Johhny stop being a fucking ass spelunking donkey raping shit eater!!! :)

by Omar Enrique Torres May 28, 2006

spalunking

Medical slang for retrieving foreign objects from a womans vagina. Generally a large woman complaining of abdominal pain.

Nurse: Dr. Joe, why do you look so pale?
Dr. Joe: I just went spalunking in room 4.
Nurse: Oh, that's that really fat woman, what did you find?
Dr. Joe: Bubble gum. Still in the wrapper.
Nurse: Oh. I'd look a bit pale too.
Dr. Joe: (flipping a coin) And a Nickel.

by Dr. Spalunker January 3, 2009