The joint you smoke in the garage after getting home from middle school before your mom gets home from yoga.
I wanted to smoke some weed after school, but my mom was getting home from yoga in 5 minutes, so I had to have a speedy j.
by SomethingRemotelyFunny May 24, 2018
The state of a mans penis after copious amounts of amphetamines, or methamphetamine. Not quite hard but not limp.
by Leeking 420 January 02, 2017
by Black Ass Mofo July 26, 2011
by sdaawdeasfdwa September 29, 2020
"is that a speedy sped?"
by Nigherferb March 05, 2022
Refers to someone who can repeatedly fuck someone over and over again without losing stamina. Speedy refers to the sheer fastness of which the fucking is carried out, and screwing refers to the fucking itself.
Mike is referred to as a “Speedy Screwer” because he is said to have fucked a girl 50 times in one night.
by Ray Peest February 16, 2022
In the sport golf, to deny taking a driver from a caddy and then request a 3 or 5 wood. Just attempting a prove your caddy wrong pcw.
You've been Speedy McGribbled!
by that NCC caddy July 29, 2011