Spadering

A term my neighbor uses instead of "spaying."

I am spadering my dog this weekend.

by Brittnaaaay March 15, 2011

spidering

the act of having sex while on a swing

k: hey baby wanna spider?
m:i would but i have a skirt on
k:boo
s:i will !
k: we be spidering babbby

by morilanie November 23, 2010

spidering

Yet another term for anal sex. This one is when that damn old asshole is a big hairy bastard - like a spider. As found on dirty women who don't know Jack Shit about shaving.

Dude 1: "That new chick from Accounts? She's one hairy bitch!"
Dude 2: "Yeah! Time to go spidering, Dawg!"

by Wizards Sleeve February 3, 2007

sweedeling

The highly successful art of soliciting donations on behalf of benevolent organizations.

On Saturday, Julie and her team went out sweedeling for the African medical supply trip and collected over $50,000 in donations from friends, family and co-workers.

by Ronald Tutone January 11, 2009

Sperbering

Throwing up in one's own mouth.

I walked in on two fat people having sex and began sperbering.

by joketrump July 7, 2009

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

speeding

When you go over the speed limit, and then a police officer will give you a ticket depending on how much damage you did.

Cop: Do you know how fast you were driving?
Guy in a car: No, sir.
Cop: You were speeding. Here is a fine of 200$
Guy in a car: Ouch.

by Thaun February 7, 2017