pink eye sanchez

This other traditional sex act from south of the border is closely related to the Dirty Sanchez and Dirty Rodriguez. However, this treat involves, instead, the vigorous smearing of runny turd matter on the woman's eyes with either the penis or finger with the express goal of giving her pink eye. It is usually an act of revenge. However, it is gaining ground as a fetish act, especially in the desert southwest.

English

Guillermo: I found out my girlfriend was cheating on me!
Teodoro: That sucks. What did you do?
Guillermo: I gave her a goodbye Pink Eye Sanchez and walked out the door!

Spanish
Guillermo: Aprendi que me novia tiene un otro hombre!
Teodoro: Que hiciste?
Guillermo: Yo di ella un adios y un Ojo Rosa Sanchez y anduve por la puerta!

The American College of Optometrists strongly recommends an eye-flush after either a voluntary or involuntary Pink Eye Sanchez.

by Two in the Stink December 9, 2017

Sanctimonious

Bono.

He's so much holier-than-thou, completely sanctimonious, he's Bono!

by Richard Bird May 26, 2010

Sanctimos

The forbidden territory, consisting of scums and bums.

I feel so bad for Josh G, he lives in the sanctimos.

by vat deef October 25, 2009

Sanchezel

Bitch face, ugly, fat, buck-tooth, dumb-ass, walking hobbit, no one likes her, is EXTREMELY nosy, so ugly you cant stand looking at her, lies about having boyfriends because she's so desperate, wants be a whore but can't because she's just that ugly, and a bad friend. just plain eww.

a disgrace to human kind.

person one: Does this outfit make me look fat?

person two: yeah you remind me of sanchezel.

person one: *cries*

by hajeebthegreat May 2, 2010

Goku Sanchez

He is a rapper formed from a meme his Spotify is very active

You hear Goku Sanchez new song

by Khalinig November 30, 2020

claudio sanchez

The brilliant hispanic lead singer of coheed and cambria, he is very talented at guitar and especially singing, i love his high pitched womanly voice, and did i mention his poofy hair it rules and also looks like a davey crocket hat when in a ponytail.

"Panic stirred me awakened by a ringing phone in time."

by theonetheycallthevisionthatbaresthegift April 1, 2005

Sancing

Sancing is a slang term for the beating of one's wife/girlfriend/or any girl by a man in general.

Be careful Lisa, if you piss George off, he's likely to sance the shit out of you.

If you do this Angela, that guy's probably going to practice his sancing on you.

by Juan Rojas June 25, 2007