smacktard

A really irratating bastard usually aged 15 and under. Someone who derives pleasure from destroying other peoples gaming experience. Also know as a "waste of skin" (see fucktard)

You little asshole.. why are you such a smacktard?

by Bill Gates April 11, 2003

spankware

Downloadable internet porn.

Cliff has accumulated several terabytes of spankware from the net, for personal use.

by Herbalizer June 27, 2011

Spackwad

Quite literally a wad of "spack" or "spunk", i.e; semen.

"Afterwards, he threw his spackwad into the bin."

or,

"OMG, you are SUCH spackwad!"

by Alex C W January 17, 2008

Spacetard

A person who shows up at an actual newsworthy space related event (ie a space shuttle landing) dressed up as a science fiction movie character.

Did you see the space shuttle launch today, and that guy they interviewed that was dress up like Spock? What a spacetard.

by HarpersFerryMark December 30, 2009

Stawkward

Stawkward - adj. - the awkward moment when you confront someone about stalking you.

"ARE YOU STALKING ME?!"
"Well... this is stawkward."

by TheZachalope April 22, 2011

Shockward

Being shocked in an awkward situation

Aaron: Will you marry me?
Janet: *shocked* No sorry

Aaron: Oh...
Janet: Well this is shockward for me

by That's so fetch April 30, 2015

Spaktard

Usually a person with the name Joseph or Joey specifically Joey porch

Joey is a Spaktard

by Bob the killer January 30, 2019