Spartard

Someone addicted to Starz's original series, "Spartacus: Gods of the Arena" and "Spartacus: Blood and Sand". Said person will exhibit such symptoms as: Yelling at the scream while watching the program and reruns of said program; Quoting lines from said program; Dreaming about characters of said program, etc...

I've watched every episode of Spartacus at least five times and once with the captions on! I even screamed out loud at work when the copier jammed, "Oh Jupiter's Cock!" And I won't even mention the dream I had about Gannicus! I am such a Spartard!

by Luciepher March 15, 2011

Spactard

Where someone is acting retarded in a spasticated manor.

Look at that weirdo, she's such a spactard.

by Goth. November 7, 2014

Spazztard

A cross between the words "spazz" and "retard". The individual who happens to be dubbed this, usually have the traits of both of these. They either are very spastic in their movements and are mentally retarded or, they act like this in a highly convincing manner.

"Stop being such a spazztard, you're making a fool of yourself."

by Sazzy October 29, 2006

Spacktoid

A human being who is lacking in certain social qualities due to excessive time spent inside playing, amongst other computer games, world of Warcraft.

SMG: Look at those employees at the new Domino's.
SPH: Yep they're Spacktoids alright.

by Stu_G March 29, 2010

slackward

neither forward nor backward, demanding as little effort as humanely possible

I am moving slackward today, doing as little as I can just to get by.

by slackmasterfive May 2, 2010

Spartard

Spastic Retard

Rick: wow that guy just spazzed out!
Chester: what a spartard

by WarBagSR2295 September 1, 2010

Spaztard

Someone who was clearly thrown at a wall when they were born. Also known as noob.

Harry : 'I just ate a shoe HERRDUURP'

Michael : 'You spaztard.'

by Raywr. December 29, 2010