Spacebattles

An online forum previously dedicated to the discussion of sci-fi related topics that has over time become visited chiefly for its fanfiction section. As of 2019 the forum has reached 34 million posts. The site in the past featured a diverse variety of users from all sides of politics until the 2016 US Election prompted the 'Great Sperg' as part of which conservative rightwing users (see 'nazi' or 'alt-right' if you're progressive) were gradually hounded, marginalized and finally purged from the site for wrongthink in the 'Great Purge' of 2019. This consigned Spacebattles to becoming just another leftwing bedwetting support group and mutual masturbation society. The future for the site remains unclear as a conservative victory in US elections in 2020 could see the forum disappear up its own asshole.

"You never go full spacebattles"

by Gabooz's Ghost July 24, 2019

Spacebar Virus

A dangerous virus first discovered by LE during a critical SEAL Audit, spreads as a symptom of pebkac and is known to cause confusion, declines in productivity, and destruction of Excel spreadsheets.

The June audit was thrown into chaos due to an outbreak of Spacebar Virus.

by Worker Bee July 7, 2004

Spaceballs

A short-term testicular problem among male astronauts after re-entry in the atmosphere. The low level of gravity exposure in space makes the cubic hairs "float," thereforefore after returning to Earth, they tend to remain in the upright position for sometime weeks at a time.

Astronaut 1: Hey Niel, how was it in the sack last night?

Niel Armsrong: Horrible. I had--- spaceballs.

by Bodacious Bob February 18, 2005

Spaceball One

A deuce that is so long it either can't fit on the screen all at once or clears the water in the toilet bowl.

Whoa! That's a Spaceball One of a turd.

by Casablancadon August 9, 2010

space bag

An act of revenge, in which one party totally flips their rivals backpack inside out, and puts all their shit back in, only it sucks because their backpack is inside out and filled with shit, and honestly its hard to unzip.

That bitch looked at me wrong, so i spacebagged her. She got a space bag. WOOT

by John McCarroll September 30, 2005

spaceballs

People that put astroturf all over theotherwise happy or peaceful people's lives in a given area.

The spaceballs landed in your town and threw down some astroturf where the hundreds of years old forest once stood, now nobody can see the forest.

by The Original Agahnim December 28, 2021

Space Bag

When you take everything out of a backpack turn it inside out and put all the stuff that was in it back inside

I'm going to go space bag that kid's backpack

by space_bagger May 5, 2011