R : You know what? Luiz is getting his nose done.
K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
K : Again? I mean, he just finished his jaw last month.
R : Yeah, I know.
K: Wow he's such a Surgery Douche!
by Playmaker10 October 27, 2009
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In today's lack of medical care, due to lack of medical insurance or other matters, a person or group of people resort to using either the kitchen or the bathroom to perform dangerous operations, using rubbing alcohol, regular food knives, exacto blades, etc. and - in some extreme cases - fishing line and standard sewing needle, duct tape and tissue, petroleum jelly - as sutures, packing, etc.
This often dangerous procedure has a 50%-50% success rate, with the lacking success being that of either the patient developing adverse negative reactions such as compounded infections, excessive bleeding, or a sudden visit to the E.R., yet it is still in active practice today amongst people in middle - to - lower classed American households.
This often dangerous procedure has a 50%-50% success rate, with the lacking success being that of either the patient developing adverse negative reactions such as compounded infections, excessive bleeding, or a sudden visit to the E.R., yet it is still in active practice today amongst people in middle - to - lower classed American households.
He got bit by a brown recluse, but his medical insurance expired. The thing of it is, the surrounding skin is in necrosis. Time for a bit of frontier surgery - you get the exacto, I got the Jack Daniels. Meet you in the bathtub - this is going to get messy.
by kaycar October 24, 2011
Get the Frontier Surgery mug.When surgeons did this kind of procedure, they will do one or more of the following:
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body
Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.
Remove something ( a sick body part)
suture
cut open your body
Before the procedure, the doctor will give you anesthesia.
by Shendy1 November 17, 2009
Get the surgery mug.Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...
by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020
Get the Irish Eye Surgery mug.A technique, involving surgery, aimed to increase the size of a human penis when felt insecure or lonely and depressed when looking at their tiny micropenis.
Did you hear that Banks got Penis Enlargement Surgery because apparently, he had a micropenis? At least hopefully he can stop being a huge douche and start pleasing his wife for once.
by Elongated Flaccid Rate February 28, 2019
Get the Penis Enlargement Surgery mug.When you have some sort of bodily affliction you can fix on your own and you utilize household tools. If you don't have to go to the ER and you can do it on your own.
Personal surgery.
Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...
Personal surgery.
Tools could include using things like butter knives, steak knives, tweezers, scissors, needles, razor blades, finger nails, etc...
I was on a <bender> and ended up with a burn on my leg from when I fell in the bonfire. I have performed self surgery and cut out the burn area with a butter knife; avoiding the perilous emergency room.
by prozic December 28, 2005
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