Weasel Stomping Day

Day for use of large hiking or construction boots and viking helmets, running around stomping weasels, and spreading mayonaisse on the front lawn. Originally featured in 'Robot Chicken'. Do a damn youtube search.

"Aye chap, do you have your boots for Weasel Stomping Day?"

by Kayla Salmon December 20, 2008

Simping

Basically like having a crush but more intense

He's totally simping for her.
He totally has a crush on her

by Footloos March 22, 2021

dick stomping

1) General aloofness and ignorant behavior from an alpha female to any type of male.

2) The act of stomping penis.

3) Denying access to the vagina from the penis by a stomping motion.

I don't know what dick stomping is, but I know its bad; she is just stomping everyone's dick in this bar.

by x_reticent July 6, 2009

cunt stomping

the female equivalent of dick slapping; an act.

Did you see those pussy rails on Kevin's face? His girlfriend must have given him the cunt stomping of a life time.

by anobesesquirrel June 7, 2011

No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.

Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020

boundary stomping

a person who walks all over you with the excuse of "I'm just trying to help"

My mother does not trust me to live my life; she boundary stomping every decision I make, and then tells me she was trying to help an make me feel guilty

by aprilshowersbringmayflowers August 8, 2016

Waffle stomping

Taking a shit on the shower drain and stomping it in to clog the drain

We were late cause we were Waffle stomping in the girls bathroom

by Creamy santa January 21, 2017