Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.

Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!

by Clever Locust April 25, 2013

sofa face

A face you would like to sit on

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)

by KillerKy April 28, 2016

busted sofa

A large woman that has several fat rolls. The reason they are called busted sofa's is because they wear skin tight clothing.

Christian Carson is a busted sofa

by moma March 28, 2003

busted sofa

a term originating from Portadown N.I referring to womans well used vagina and it's outer hairy flaps showing it's pertruding stuffing just like a bare camel toe. {blurt, snatch, quim)

She'd an arse like a bag of spuds with a busted sofa at the front.

by Graham Wilgaus August 31, 2006

swag on the sofa

A term used when a man has good looks with two or more women next to him on a couch and or sofa.

Can also be used as a greeting or interjection to another homie.

" Yo man, Nick has got swag on the sofa tonight."

"yo swag on the sofa bro"

by Soapy sapone September 28, 2013

sofa bed

n. A shitty couch combined with a shitty bed.

I woke up with a horrible back ache after sleeping on the sofa bed.

by Honest Assesment November 21, 2013

University of Sofa

1.A generic college
2.A term for any imaginary place
3.The United states. USofA = U Sofa

1. Bob was rejected by The Ivy league college, so he went to
University of Sofa

2. Fred was drinking heavily, and thus believed he was at
U Sofa

3. Welcome to The University of Sofa!

by Jeeven January 15, 2008