Socialize

Hahahaha! Yeah totally dawg!

Hym "When women talk to other women about the guy they're fucking, the first thing they bring up is the dudes ability to socialize! 'His vocabulary is so big! The conversation was just so engaging! I cheated on my boyfriend because he has a big ol' masters in linguistics! And he knew how to use it!' Hahahahaha! You're not fit to be a mustache-man. How fat is your cock?"

by Hym Iam May 29, 2024

Un-socializetic

You do not socialize or you have no socializing skills, and you do not talk to people

You go on your phone, instead of socializing. I am un-socializetic, and I constantly go on my phone.

by Storm Gemini May 16, 2019

Secondhand socialize

Secondhand socialize: Wanting to be around people, but only able to do so through social media.

“Dude, this quarantine sucks. All I do is sit in bed, get fat, and secondhand socialize.”

by T.RexxSr. April 23, 2020

Socialifarian

A person who is very outgoing and leads a social lifestyle.

Brooke should become more of a socialifarian!

by TheWaterGoose October 9, 2010

socialibrarian

someone who manages social media networking on behalf of companies, organizations or larger-than-life individuals making them appear to be accessible via facebook, twitter, linkedin, etc.

Brit's facebook wall is out of control - she needs a socialibrarian to keep that shit up to date.

by socialibrarian January 22, 2011

Socializing with women

Wasting your breath on a dumb whore while she fucks a cripple behind your back.

Why aren't you socializing with women.

I did and they fucked a retard isntead of me. What could they possibly have to say to me that is of any worth? Nothing. That would be like going to a sex shop, buying a blow up doll, letting a mentally disabled person but inside of it and then talking to the blow-up doll. You're not getting anything out of that conversation. Better yet, I'll just go to a nambla convention and talk to some little boy fuckers. Good advice. I'll consider it.

by Hym Iam December 5, 2020

Socializing

Something every student dreams of, but due to oppressive circumstances, the cruel and ruthless teachers/faculty will rarely allow you to do this freely, because as soon as recess ends, it's back to your desk and pencil . As you get older, nobody even wants to socialize anymore because people are forced to work and most people are married, therefore if you're caught talking to the wrong person, it might look like you're hitting on someone and you could be killed for it.

Teacher: Okay children, so in the Boston Tea Par...excuse me I need EVERYONE'S UNDIVIDED ATTENTION NOW OR ELSE I WILL ASSIGN MORE HOMEWORK KEEP IN MIND THE GRADING SYSTEM IS ABOUT TO GET...ADJUSTED...OKAY JOHNNY DO YOU NEED DETENTION FOR BEING DISRUPTIVE??? YOU NEED TO STOP SOCIALIZING AND PAY ATTENTION

by Space Wrangler July 22, 2021