soaring gonzalez

the soaring gonzalez is when you are doing a girl doggy style and you reach underneath and grab her by the breasts and pick her up. she then wraps her legs around you and puts her arms out like she is flying while you walk around the house nailing her. btw, she needs to be a smaller woman!

steve did the soaring gonzalez on this chick. i walked in and she was moaning with her arms flailing while he carried her around thrusting!

by roger willis gonzalez June 8, 2011

Piss-Sober

Being so painfully sober all the time that you are never on the level of someone else who may even be sober. The most sober form of being sober. sober notdrunk real sad sober mom

“I haven’t had a drink in weeks, I’m so piss-sober right now”

by Piss-sober February 26, 2019

mentally sober

A term used by a woman to defend her asshole boyfriend after he gets drunk while he is supposed to be spending time with her.

Yeah, Noah was drunk on Halloween. It’s okay though because he was mentally sober.

by Hot Dot November 3, 2020

sober trip

When you have been partying so hard and so long that being sober is a trip.

No thanks dude, I'm sober tripping today.

Whoa, everything is like so real.

by Tripdiddles March 30, 2009

Soar The Bird

A slang term made by popular vlog star Jason Nash when asking to smoke weed. You’re pretty much asking for a hit

When you ask to Soar The Bird, you are asking to get a hit of weed

Person 1: *smoking weed*
Person 2: Oh shit, you got weed? Let me soar that bird real quick.

by Frostbite_6 November 21, 2019

Sober Bitch

One whom watches the consumption of narcotics and psychoactives but does not partake in it's use.

Kyle was being a sober bitch.

by ty&joey April 19, 2010

sober reflection

Sober reflection is the act of taking a great deal of time to analyze and think through something (your life) to either reaccount how far you've come, or to assist make a serious (life changing) decision.

John: Will You have a party on your birthday?
Me: Not this year, I'll stay indoors alone and have a sober reflection cos am not growing any younger.

by Elimo Hoston March 30, 2016