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sofa king wee todd did

Easier on the eyes, Sofa King Wee Todd Did is another way of telling someone in writing that they are *so fucking retarded*
Jake, you are Sofa King Wee Todd Did... and that's why I'm dumping you.
by chawklit luver November 8, 2007
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Sofa King Retarded

A Dangerdoom song inspired by the Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode Video Ouija.
- Hey, say this fast: I Am Sofa King, We Todd Ed!
- I can't, I am so fucking retarded... Sofa King Retarded.
by Sofa Queen September 14, 2007
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Sofa Willy

A willy which is cleverly disguised as a sofa/settee/arm chair. It can be a perticularly hairy sofa willy for detail.
Imagine a typical willy shape which would be drawn on a school desk. Put two circles on in the middle of each bollock. Add a stump at the bottom of each bollock to make the feet of the arm chair. Add other details such as material on the back part of it. You now have a Sofa Willy.
by Joelle Millard April 6, 2007
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sofa king

by Cooky December 3, 2007
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Sofa Spelunking

The act of searching under the cushions and in the cracks of furniture to find missing objects.
Yesterday I found three pencils, an eraser, a bracelet, and 61 cents while sofa spelunking for the TV remote.
by pilotguy October 4, 2011
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Sofa Head

Some one who's so painfully stupid that the only way to define them is that they have a brain made out of upholstery.
Gerard: Man did you hear what that MP was saying?

Felix: I know dude! Talk about ignorant...

Gerard: Goddammit bro too true! What a Sofa Head!
by Clever Locust April 25, 2013
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sofa face

Laura: She has a sofa face
Kyle: Wtf is sofa face?
Laura: A face I'd like to sit on :)
by KillerKy April 28, 2016
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