Snus

Snus is a Swedish tobacco product, ONLY used by men. It's forbidden for women to consume Snus in any form. For 95% of men in Sweden Snus is considered life essential.

If a man doesn't get his Snus, things escalate quickly. Firstly he will become extremely grumpy, he will through his rage on everybody around him. Second stage starts with heavy breathing and severe shaking. The ultimate consequence is extreme depression.

All women in Sweden thinks Snus is disgusting, however no man ever cared.

Man 1: "Hey man, do you have a Snus?"
Man 2: "Yeah, of course, nothing like saving another man's life."

by mellepelle123 November 15, 2019

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Snus is a excellent Norwegian tobacco product normally put under the lip of the user. Its normally "consumed" in a pouch or as snøff.

sis: hello brother mind passing me a SNUS?
bro: No sister i am in the shower!
sis: ight bouta head out
bro: cha cha real smooth

by snusgang420 May 20, 2019

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To have wild passionate sex with someone after a three month dryspell. Snu should be done with caution as there is the potential to become too attached and start calling them "schmoopy".

(Note: Snu requires testing)

1) This girl was giving me snu eyes on the train

2) With all that money I may not require testing before snu.

3) Our star signs match... let's snu.

by manifresch March 7, 2019

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it's really healthy and good for you. you get a big lem and big muscles

maaaan i need snus. my dick is getting small agian

by Bollerdinmor123 December 6, 2019

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An acronym of Special Needs Unit. It can be used to describe a group of people with intellectual disabilities or to be used as an insult towards a singular person who said something really dumb and stupid but is usually written down lowercase as if it wasn't an acronym.

1) "My teacher asked to see if I would join the SNU."
or
2) "This guy is an absolute snu!"

by PHllSH January 29, 2020

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