Blind Snowstorm

The threshold after an orgasm in which a man can either keep the pole hard or get a deflated sock puppet.

He was able to make his way out of the Blind Snowstorm and continue on for another 30 minutes.

by BaconBlitz March 1, 2018

New England Snowstorm

When a girl is sprinkles baby-powder on her vagina, and the queefs, creating a white powdery cloud.

I couldn't even see because when I finally got her naked, she New England Snowstormed me!

by FearTheBeard5555 February 21, 2015

Rocky Mountain Snowstorm

When several men ejaculate onto the facial hair of a heavily bearded man.

Last night I took part in what may have been the snowiest Rocky Mountain Snowstorm of all time.

by Touchy The Clown August 12, 2018

Mason-Dixon Snowstorm

A sexual act, consisting of brushing dandruff from your pubic hair onto a girls face after she has finished giving you a blowjob.

Frank: "How did your date last night go?"
Paul: "Man, it was awesome! We went back to my double wide, and she let me give her a Mason-Dixon Snowstorm!"

by ShopMonkey March 10, 2022

Sunburn snowstorm

This is what happens when you get a really bad sunburn and the dead skin flakes off when you rub the affected area, hence giving the appearance of a miniature snowstorm.

"Duuude, check this out!! It's a sunburn snowstorm!"

"Don't do that here! You're getting that crap all over my bed!"

by Uncle Dad October 4, 2008

kentucky snowstorm

u take a piece of kfc chicken jizz on it and shove it in a girls pussy

dude i just kentucky snowstormed your mom

by theboinker August 19, 2009

Kentucky Snowstorm

This is a trick word: it sounds like it could be some kinky sexual position, but really it's just a funny way to trick your friends.

Trick sexual positions are not limited to this combination of words, however. Any combination of a 3 syllable word followed by a 2 syllable word will work (e.g. 1), or 4 and 2 (e.g. 2), or 4 and 1 (e.g. 3), but NEVER 3 and 3 or 4 and 3.

Guy 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a Kentucky Snowstorm last night!

Guy 2: Yeah? Well I gave yo mama a Kentucky Snowstorm!

Guy 1: Joke's on you, asshole! There isn't such a thing as a Kentucky Snowstorm!

Guy 2: *sighs with shame*


Examples of other trick sexual positions:

1.Navajo Sunrise

2.Hungarian Chainsaw

3.Bavarian Jig

by Power69 August 9, 2008