shorty

Originally used to mean a young man, new to the game. By new to the game, I don't mean he just meant a rapper, but he just started selling crack, just started rapping, whatever, but even simpler it was a term used to mean just a person much younger than you.

Now, commercial rappers have turned the meaning upside down to mean a 'fine female', apparently.

"shorty's laugh was cold blooded as he spoke so foul,
Only twelve trying to tell me that he liked my style"
-NaS, 1994

"Shorty is shaking her ass on my Hummer with spinning rims, or something."
-average commercialized rapper today

by Steelo J. May 23, 2005

What's sporty?

Version of "What's up?" for athletic communities, especially among college athletes. Way of saying "How's your sport?".

Usually answered with a short sentence about the sport.

Athlete1: "Hey, What's sporty?"

Athlete2: "Oh, not much, ballin' and a big game tomorrow, You?"

by flyinghigh2011 November 20, 2009

Gooch Snort

A gooch snort is the practice of inhaling cocaine or possibly wasabi from a mans gooch. The mans gooch will have had to be specially prepared, resulting in a gooch strip being made so that the cocaine or wasabi can be snorted without interferrence from gooch hair.

Gooch snorting is a practice common among many gooch assasins, who often snort wasabi as part of their mystic ritual used in gooch dojos.

Lester lay Stevie down and ran his finger along the freshly waxed gooch strip, "stevie love this is just perfect for ol' Les to have a quick gooch snort" he said as he quickly lay down a line of wasabi. He formed the line with his credit card and counted to three, then he inhaled with all his might, the gooch snort was complete.

by The Padre October 27, 2009

snooty

Snobbish, stuck-up.

That snooty bitch just looked askance at me!

by Sean Brian Kirby February 13, 2004

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

Snortgasm

When you laugh during sex, and snort.

We were doing it doggie style, when I made a joke about the neighbors dogs, and she had a snortgasm.

by Sy Flis September 6, 2016

Snorpy

The best character from bugsnax, he is gaylord.

All hail gaylord,

Snorpy.

by Cloudy ⛅️ June 10, 2021