snorlax

A nickname that the German Nazi's gave to the first homosexual, originally named Hunter of Spartan, now used to make fun of over weight pussys.

I don't wanba screw her, she's a snorlax.

by pfd 6th period March 26, 2010

snorlax

aka rem
a large azn male. loves to hate things. the most evil person you will meet, he dreams of world domination. remington is also a very lazy person. he drives down the block to go to his friends house to watch hockey.

rem also is an alcoholic.

"yo! is that snorlax passed out in that chair blocking the doorway, someone go get a pokeflute to wake him so we can get by."

"no that is just rem, his passed out because he drinks too much. don't wake him he will be very angry, lets get some sharpies and write on him."

by not dylan December 24, 2008

Snorlaxurbate

When you lay in the middle of a road and masturbate with your belly hanging out.

"Dude I need your help!"
"Why?"
"I'm in jail, I snorlaxurbated and there were kids around!"

by Duckhunt89 July 11, 2016

snorlaxing

Someone who is with their friends or at a party and just stares at their phone or computer the whole time without looking up or paying attention

Man, I went to that party and all these kids were just snorlaxing, couldn't talk to any of them.

by etasanonymous May 28, 2018

snorlaxblockingthewaylookingass

Someone who looks like a snorlax who is blocking the way.

Person 1: *stands in the way*
Person 2: Get out of the way you snorlaxblockingthewaylookingass.
Person 1: *is destroyed*

by TheEpicBob June 23, 2019

Snorlax

Someone who sleeps a lot

Omg he's such a snorlax

Where has matty gone?
Aw he's snorlaxing way and doesn't even know it

by Rhirhi May 8, 2020

Snorlax

Snorlax the common pokemon is a Bisexual hybrid of a cat and sunbear. It spends most of it's time eating but mostly sleeping. The "Snorkax" suffers due to its external weight so it results to sleeping to escape the pain. The snorlax has been known to harass other pokemon for disturbing its sleep.

The Snorlax is a wild pokemon known vastly around kachin

by Webster Primary December 26, 2020