Getting sloppy

To consume so much alcohol that you start heavily slurring words, stumbling around and most likely will end up vomiting.

Fuck I'm outta weed. Looks like I'll be getting sloppy tonight.

by Professor Cummysocks January 4, 2015

sideways sloppy joe

Noun. 1.vagina.

Stephen likes to eat Heather's sideways sloppy joe.

by stephen ramey May 15, 2004

Sloppy Salmon

An upward motion of the hand in between the legs of an unsuspecting party. The motion begins at the knees and moves upward 3-6 inches, as to not touch the party's genitalia - but so as to solicit a shock or surprise. The upward hand motion also includes, a side to side flapping as to emulate the motion of a salmon's tail in the water.

Brenda sloppy salmoned Mike to humiliate him and emasculate him at the party.

by El ChaCha January 17, 2012

Knowledge Shopping

When someone criticizes you for being an idiot or not knowledgable either because you don't read books or don't keep up with news and current events. The person then goes out to a store and buys an item that if seen by the other would increase his respect of him. There are two results of this. The criticized person would then take the bought item and then never look at it or use it or they could return/sell it after a couple of days.

Jared: Mike you're a fucking idiot you don't know anything!!
Mike: Screw you i'm smart

Mike walks into B&N and buys Dan Brown's Da Vinci Code
Jared sees Mike

Jared: Whoaaaa you're gonna read that book??
Mike: Yeah man i've read all of his books

Jared to himself: Jesus Christ Mike is soooo smart!!

Mike to himself: HAHAHA im soooo knowledge shopping im never gonna read a book longer than 10 pages lol

Mike returns book

by akararules July 6, 2010

Sloppenheimer

After July 21 2023 when the hit film Oppenheimer came out, the film happen to show a sex scene between Cillian Murphy and Florence Pugh. After seeing this the internet took to making jokes about it with a common phrase appearing, "Sloppenheimer." commonly used in one manner to produce the definition: When a girl gives a blowjob so well to the point where it could be described as Nuclear.

"Shorty givin bomb head I call her Sloppenheimer"

by Narwhal9908 July 23, 2023

Sloppy José

(noun)

The act of placing Sloppy Joe meat in a tortilla rather than a bun.

That peen Mark forgot the buns so we slammed on some Sloppy Josés instead.

by Ryan Lefure May 11, 2013

Sideways Sloppy-Joe

Analogous to the vagina--may be used in the context of an extremely loose (sloppy) vagina.

With all the cock that girl swallows, it's no wonder she's got a sideways sloppy-joe.

by Shane December 9, 2004