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snooze control

The period of time when one's desire to stay in bed is so strong they repeatedly hit the snooze bar on their alarm clock, without conciously being aware of it.
Sorry I'm late guys, my snooze control lasted for 30 minutes this morning
by VHosey December 12, 2008
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snookems.

another name for baby,like a nicknamee.
by brooke wright. February 28, 2010
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snoozophile

A person afflicted by the condition of having no control over the urge to repeatedly hit the snooze button on the alarm clock.

Common signs and symptoms include:
starry eyed gaze, sleep talking, day dreaming, drooling, constantly talking about bat shit crazy ass dreams of all sorts, wearing miss matched socks, unparalleled artistic sense and intuition, annoyed roommates, ability to get ready for work in three minutes time in which it would take a normal person thirty, bed head of the dead, pillow marks and blanket lines covering face and arms, unable to make complete sentences in the morning, and having them tell you "just five more minutes,... I swear, really...yeah"
person 1: "I hit the snooze button 32 times this morning. That blows my record of 25 out of the water!"
person 2: "Sounds like you might have a problem, like you're turning into a snoozophile or something."
person 1: "Yeah, but I had a dream that I was flying through the air, and I was on fire, but it didn't hurt or anything, it was SOOOOOO cool!"
by BigBankHank February 6, 2014
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poo snooker

That game for two players in which the difficult brown is the preferred shot.
"I'm just popping home with Quentin for a frame of poo snooker."
by Kate Shortforbob May 11, 2007
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snooze

To take a nap, typically during the daytime hours. Usually short in length, and used to rest up before an actvity.
"I am going to take a snooze for a minute. Wake me when it's time to leave."
by Jakesie December 28, 2005
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snooker

A British leisure game similar to billiards (invented before billiards) where you try to hit each colored ball into one of the six pockets.
Snooker is a pretty fun game to play.
by JOHNSON October 17, 2003
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snooki

"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"
by kosure January 3, 2010
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