snooker

a hooker who looks like snookie

look at that girl shes such a snooker.

by dyutdyo November 14, 2010

snooker

A derogative slang for people lower down in the corporate heirarchy.

Just blame it on a snooker.

by Gunkglumb May 25, 2005

snooberdoodle

A human who in which can fly.

Oh My Look At That A Snooberdoodle, hes probably more airborne than my grandma.

by Kurstyn April 21, 2007

Snookered

Wanting to pot the pink but being 'snookered' behind a red and having to attempt a difficult brown.

This is in relation to the cue sport's rules where the pink ball is worth more points than a brown, however the touching of the red ball is a foul move.

The context of the joke is wanting to have normal sex, however your girlfriend or wife is on her period. Instead you are forced to convince her into having anal sex.

The term is mainly used in countries where snooker is a popular sport.

Mate, I was gagging for it last night but was snookered behind the red. No luck with the brown either.

by Giddysamurai February 20, 2009

chinese snooker

A Chinese snooker is where the cue ball in a game of snooker rests just in the pocket with the pocket cushion preventing the player being able to get a clear shot at the object ball - thus creating a snooker but not in the conventional sense of being snookered behind other balls.

Ian got lucky, the white ball ended up in a Chinese snooker so I ended up losing the game

by MisterBelfast December 25, 2013

cock-snookered

When a male tricks someone, often times another male, into intimate relations with his cock.

He never even saw it coming. He was just bent over grabbing a dollar bill I "dropped" on the ground, then bam! I cock-snookered him!

by pockets1213 June 8, 2016

Snookered

1 in the pink 2 in the stink

Yo bret this girl loved being snookered

by Koplover89 September 4, 2018