snorkeling

Putting your balls into someone's mouth and having your penis stroked at the same time.....

I woke up in my ship's bunk to find that former Congressman Eric Massa was snorkeling me. He had his balls in my mouth and was stroking his cock.

by poopyfriend March 15, 2010

Smocking Gun

The weapon of choice when smooting holes in your ability to communicate clearly

The lack of clarity in his smocking gun comments left many wondering "wtf is talking about?"

by The 2112 Hollilama December 11, 2018

Snarkling

A mischief maker.

"Goodbye, snarklings! Don't get into trouble!"

by bawrie January 15, 2010

mustache snorkeling

The act of snorkeling, with a mustache.
A watertight seal is unattainable, but it can be possible with an adequate application of lubricant.
Similar to muff diving, but the man is the one with the hair...

Dejan: Text me sometime and we'll go mustache snorkeling...

by Twattie April 22, 2009

Snorkling

When a man is going down on a woman and sticks his tongue all the way down her vagina. Considered by some to be the equivalent of deepthroating.

Even though it can be hard to breathe, snorkling is a fun and intimate addition to cunnilingus.

by Linguinnus April 21, 2016

cave snorkling

When a Man uses a snorkel to venture into a woman's cave to prevent fishy substances from knocking him out.

Thomas went cave snorkling on his girlfriend, because she has Chlamydia.

by HighOnFishWinkle January 27, 2014

Snacking Food

An extra bit of an ingredient used for a recipe or a botched first attempt at said recipe consumed during the making of a meal.

Usually a bit of meat left over or made extra to snack on whilst cooking.

Used heavily & created by British YouTube star Jamie Spafford and other members of SORTEDFOOD.

1.)“I made some snacking bacon while I wait for my eggs to cook”

2.)“The first pancake always turns out to be rubbish- we can’t serve that”
“This pancake is now Snacking food!”

by KhaleesiofRivia March 26, 2021