Snail

The snail...he's always there...you escape? He follows you..what can you do? Nothing. If it touches you, you die. Can it die? No. It's immortal...

Guy 1: What the fuck is a snail doing here, just step on it

Guy 2: HELL NAH GET THAT THING AWAY FROM ME

Snail by cookuh June 6, 2025

Snail

Another term for insane

Snail needs his or her medicine

Snail by prosvsjoesamronstbrown July 18, 2025

SNAIL!! 

An expression of dismay similar in meaning to the word FAIL!! but denoting a personal failure, rather than that of somebody else..

Shit i forgot to buy cigarettes, SNAIL!!...

I can't believe i had sexual intercourse with that fat bitch last night, SNAIL!!....

SNAIL!! by babooncunt July 22, 2010

snail and three pebbles 

From Comedy Central's "Halfway Home", a ceremony in which one picks up three pebbles of differing size with one's ass cheeks.
One must then walk forward, and drop the pebbles, one by one, smallest to largest, into somebody's hand.

"You must perform the ceremony of 'the snail and three pebbles' to prove you are my son"

snail and three pebbles by RabidMoose December 24, 2008

snail shell 

Fucking a girl with a folded-up flaccid penis.

I had too many Tecates to fuck my girl but she kept asking for it so I gave her the snail shell.

snail shell by the_jerk September 12, 2014

snail mail 

Using the regular postal service as opposed to e-mail; suggesting that the service is as slow as a snail.

My uncle send it by snail mail.

snail mail by language changes May 13, 2005

snail's asshole 

hard to find

John: Sorry I am late.

Me: Relax, This place is a snail's asshole.

snail's asshole by aweeze April 2, 2010