smooth

A clothes iron.

Q: What happened to your face?

A: The bitch hit me with a smooth.

by Can't make this stuff up! November 28, 2009

smoothing

The act of increasing the smoothness factor of a currently smoothless surface by a coefficient of 1 or greater

It is considered improper to pronounce the word without making a waving hand motion underneath your chin.

Should the term arise in daily conversation, without a hand motion being made, the term will be repeated with the inclusion of the hand gesture.

I was smoothing my intake manifold when I..

smoothing *hand motion

... ran across a dirty runner

by Danger Craiu March 3, 2009

smooth

Not having any sexual organs like a barbie doll.

1. That troll is smooth
2. God is smooth

by anonymous March 18, 2005

A Smooth

To do a smooth: To punch above one's wait in the dating world.
Shortened version of: A smooth operator
Someone who may be older, balding or such and yet manages to date or marry somebody far more attractive.

The man who married cameron diaz in "Hitch" is A Smooth!

by littlem123 October 22, 2010

smoothness

The most amazing person ever who has very smooth skin in the genital area. This person can do a lot of things, like scream, bite pillows and other objects around, including yourself.

1.My smoothness represents kindness, laughter and goosebumps.
2.I am still sore because my smoothness has a big interest in me.

by boo hoo hoo July 24, 2008

smooth

if someone asks you to smooth, you must immediately say yes or there are bad consequences.

you can also ask someone to 'smooth sesh'
this in NO way means SEX!

smooth sesh is something special done with three or more people.

hey jay, wanna come smooth with me and phan later!
totally hop in🙄

by 0bstacle April 9, 2021

smooth

A person who is not pierced.

"Check out the breeders, they are ultra-smooth"

by PhlebotomyGirl April 13, 2006