rusty smooch

the act of 2 persons putting their assholes together, as if they were kissing.

dan wants to rusty smooch with this guy he works with.

hey mike i was wondering if we could rusty smooch? im kinda in the mood

by puckerboxer5000 May 12, 2010

Schizophrenic smooching

Practicing for a real kiss by kissing yourself in a mirror.

Many teenagers try schizophrenic smooching because they don't want to disgrace themselves at their first kiss.

by Pacmaniac June 24, 2011

Smooch Hobber

A person that applys ferocious enthusiam while giving oral sex.

Joel : Phew!! Ol Aunt Tammy gave me a smooch hobber in the car.....now she has tonsilitis.

Ty: No way!! Man, smooch hobbering use to be classy when I was doing it back in the day.

by Yoshinene June 25, 2009

Cock smooch

Someone who does something that irritates or does harm to another.

Ashur Tamou stole my last cigarette what a fucking cock smooch.

by diggitydog1 February 17, 2019

doodie smooch

When one is eating another's ass, when the person prairie dogs a loaf and ones lips touches the turd.

I was giving the bitch a rim job when she fucking "doodie smooched" me. I promptly ass punched that bitch.

by Ndenile January 15, 2013

booty smooch

When you gently give a smooch on someone’s butt hole

Lydia, I’m going to Booty smooch you

by Bojo618 January 2, 2019

vagina smooch

Vagina Smooch (Va-gi-na Sh-moo-chh)

One who smooches the vagina. (Agj.)

So little johnny stood up in latin class and said, "Ms. Planeta, you are a vagina smooch." and quietly fliped his desk over and left class to go kill himself.

by Chadwick Barbash October 14, 2008