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Phil Mitchelled

A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.
Tonight lads, lets get Phil Mitchelled
by Superfical Snail January 3, 2017
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chloe mitchell

A slag who’ll sleep with anybody.

Can’t even get hold of a sensible phone
Omg chloe Mitchell is so desperate she sleeps with anybody, begs her phone provider for a new phone pretending that it blew up.
by Connerisag May 11, 2020
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Ryan Mitchell Maneuver

A maneuver where you drive your car down a railroad track while a train is approaching. Immediately followed by jumping out of the vehicle and letting the train hit it to stop the train from advancing.
"Oh no, he's using the Ryan Mitchell Maneuver!"

"Shit, do I look high enough to pull off a Ryan Mitchell Maneuver?"
by TheDrifter101 December 27, 2019
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Mitchell

Mitchell... often called Mitch.
Know-it-all when it comes to girls. Can predict every move a girl is going to make as well as her entire thought process.

However, he rarely goes for a relationship. He prefers the 'flirt and conquer' method.

He can often be found playing video games or maybe avoiding his parents. He also enjoys jumping on trampolines, and once in a blue moon can be found running to the park. :D

A Mitchell listens better than most other boys. He tries his best to understand and give advice.
But he isn't afraid to let you know what a dumbass you are or how much you worry him sometimes.

He doesn't mind that he constantly has to remind you how much you mean to him because he knows how thick-headed you can be.

A Mitchell enjoys making fun of vegetarians and vegans and holds firm to his belief that meat and chocolate lava cakes are supreme.

Sometimes Mitchell's are jerks but most of the time they mean well and even though the fights can get intense, it's only because they care so much and don't want to see you get hurt or feel like you're being replaced.

He is the best friend one can ask for and will stay around for as long as you will let him, you just gotta let him in and stop building walls.
He prefers girl's hair down and major fan of rappers such as Eminem and Lil' Wayne.
Girl: "I like him but I don't know if he likes me... He is so nice all of the sudden! I think he really likes me!"

Mitchell: "It's because he wants something from you. He's going to ask if he can pick you up tonight for a party just wait..."

Girl: "HE TEXTED ME! ...And he asked if I wanted him to come pick me up for a party..."
by justsaymyname<3 April 22, 2011
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Joni Mitchell

Easily one of the best female musicians/songwriters. Her music is somewhat of a mix of folk, jazz and a bit of pop. If you'd listen to her, you'd wonder on why people like Britney Spears and Avril Lavinge are still making music.
"Blue" is one of those albums you'll never get sick of.
by KyLe March 24, 2005
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charlie mitchell

a chocolate leprachaun then laughs when he runs because the grass tickles his balls
the charlie mitchell is laughing bc the grass is so high
by jimmy stiner May 18, 2009
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Mr. Mitchell

A psychotic wood shop teacher. Cusses at the students and yells at everyone. Likes to eat dogs and cats, drinks coffee a lot, and looks like the michelin man. Likes Latex Ladies.
“Yoo Mr. Mitchell told us he eats dogs”

“Mr Mitchell is choking his chicken in the tool room”
by Lmao Whyy January 22, 2019
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