Smithville

You don't know what's worse, the potent smell of chicken shit or the constant sight of inbreds. If your looking for a good hoe down where you can lose your virginity to a relative, this town is your best chance. There is a running joke in the Niagara Region, that everyone from Smithville fucks their cousins. ( Proven true multiple times). The KKK possibly remains alive in this town, the saying around the town is "if your black turn back" because of all the white hicks that hang out in the Tim Hortons parking lot with their jacked up trucks and loud country music. Usually after a long day of making minimum wage everyone hits the local bar "Touchdown Willy's" and spends their entire paycheck on beers and "Canadian Classic cigarettes". Most of the youth in this town still lives with their parents and are just waiting to inherit their house when they die so the cycle can continue.

Jack Whattam: "YE HAW ! I just done shot me a turkey, I'm bout to head on over to "Willy's" in me new jacked up truck for some brewski's and darts.

Cletus: "HELLS YA let's do it yall! MY COUSIN IS GOIN TO BE THERE AND IM GETTING LAID!!!!!!! I love SMITHVILLE!"

by SmithvilleHick69 November 29, 2018

konstantinos smith

Scary goth guy.

He was featured on GTA Vice City on the VCPR radio station.

www.konstantinos.com

konstantinos smith is one scary s.o.b.!

by Clay Monette June 16, 2004

Smith-Owen

The surprise insertion of one or more digits into a person's anus. The Smith-Owen is usually performed in an unsympathetic manner, without the aid of lubrication.

That poor girl took an aggressive Smith-Owen last night.

by Dave1023 June 1, 2009

Smithtrashington

Alternate name for "Smithtown", a small town on Long Island consisting primarily of opiate abusers, soccer-moms, cars bought with maxed out credit cards, and bad pizza.

Timothy: "Hey! you wanna go over to Paul's house and do jump rope?
Arty: "Nah man last time we were in Smithtrashington I fractured my ankle doing that. Now I'm addicted to pain killers"

by KGBsports October 4, 2019

Charles Smith

The son of a Native American woman and African American man, Charles Smith is a character from Red Dead Redemption 2. He is also radiates big homie energy

Quote from Charles Smith: "The amount of Hell we've raised, we're owed some back."

by Tyler the Beast June 11, 2020

Johnathan Smith

Everyone, anyone, no one, everything and a swear word.

Johnathan Smith had Johnathan Smith with Johnathan Smith while Johnathan Smithing on Johnathan Smith.

by gftyhnhy September 6, 2020

Will Smith will smith Will Smith

The act of Will Smith forging a copy of himself out of wrought iron or steel.

"Will Will Smith smith Will Smith? Yes Will Smith will smith Will Smith."

by owlangel December 30, 2020