smatty

meaning a girl has a small but fat butt; small fatty; fat but small ass

yo risma you got a smatty!

by xRiSMABOOx May 17, 2008

Smather

Accidentally applying to much jam to a piece of bread thus making a mess.

Tom"fuck sake I smathered jam all over the fucking place"

by The Gonk January 27, 2018

smatchet

(verb) to request a wet spanking

"Smatchet, baby."

by weneedmoretanks January 3, 2009

Smattoo

Writing or drawing on flesh with a crayon made from a frozen poo (Alaskan Pipeline).

After Brenda had butt-fumbled Martin with the Alaskan Pipeline she split the end and wrote her initials on his sweaty back as he wept with dirty shame.

"Oh what a lovely Smattoo you have." Said little Hongdu as he looked on from his secure box.

by MagicJoey May 25, 2013

Smatter ye

Cross word between smack and batter

Stop it now or I'll smatter ye

by Catherine the bae October 29, 2017

smattitude

attitude that will get your ass smacked.

You wanna give me smattitude, go ahead!

by Darren Mosher January 2, 2008

Smatpuck

Someone who "likes" every Facebook post of everyone's. This especially includes "liking" comments of posts. A smatpuck also "likes" their own comments and posts. If a smatpuck could "like" likes of comment they would.

You're such a smatpuck. You always "like" everything you see on Facebook, and you even "like" your own posts, which you know is an unwritten rule not to do!

by slalomat9 October 8, 2011