smartie bar

the sweet nothing that one may whisper over textual message, while stronly under the influence of alcohol or drugs.

"oh you so silly, hit me with another cross street smartie bar."

by Kinsey-Loo March 12, 2009

Smarties Rule

If you have to choose a color for something, you will purposely make sure that the last color you pick is red.

Mom: "I bought you that shirt two months ago and you're just wearing it now?"
Son: "Smarties Rule. It's red."

Sally: "You've painted your room pretty much every color, why haven't you used red yet?"
John: "Smarties Rule. I still have to use indigo and tickle-me pink before red."

by KenzelC April 10, 2010

Poppin smarties

For one to to give a blow job

I was poppin smarties last night

by I see you sam and Rebecca August 5, 2010

Smartive

Despite the name, smartive is actually the sarcastic version of smart. Calling someone smartive is actually calling them a dumb ass

You thought 4+4 was 6? Wow, you're so smartive

by Bird-is-the-Word March 27, 2015

smartiepants

A nerd that know everything and everyone hates this person exept for the other "smartiepants" This person has broken glasses from getting pushed by some jocks. This person is always like actually the answer is this blah blah blah and everyone is saying in their head "shut the fuck up"

Jocks: get over here you "smartiepants" hahaha!

Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*

Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now

by LicksyTitsy November 3, 2018

smarties

you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties

woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties

by gshank June 4, 2019

party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.

Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!

by partysmartie517 March 12, 2019