smartiepants

A nerd that know everything and everyone hates this person exept for the other "smartiepants" This person has broken glasses from getting pushed by some jocks. This person is always like actually the answer is this blah blah blah and everyone is saying in their head "shut the fuck up"

Jocks: get over here you "smartiepants" hahaha!

Bully: Gimme your lunch money kid!
Smartiepants: i dont have it today
Bully: well your out of luck *starts beating the smartiepants up*

Bully: where is my homework nerd!
Smartiepants: its right here!
Bully: your off the hook, for now

by LicksyTitsy November 3, 2018

smarties

you can sniff it and snort it and twirl it all around. you will be zooming up the stairs all you want. good to last you the rest of the school year goooooo smarties

woah she be zoomin up the stairs on smarties

by gshank June 4, 2019

party-smartie

someone who is very smart and intelligent but also parties a lot.

Wow she got an A on the test but was at that party last night? What a party-smartie!

by partysmartie517 March 12, 2019

smartie bar

the use of the phrase "smartie bar" over textual message, almost like a sweet nothing whispered into one's ear. both seductive and enticing, its the ulitimate way to hook yourself up with a bomb sophomore. only used while strongly under the influence of alcohol.

"no, tell me the cross streets so i can get a better idea. gosh, you smartie bar."

by Parsnipey. March 6, 2009

smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011

smartieeeee

Someone who is passive aggressive and would rather write insults about someone than tell it to her face. Is mad he got rejected....again.

smartieeeee: Man she is such a prude!
unfortunate friend: How the hell would you know that about my wife?!

by CosIFeltLikeIt November 15, 2011