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fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth

n. A fat little bitch that cockblocks you and your cousin from hooking up with two dime pieces.
Damn Jim, we would have hooked up with those dime piece hoes, if it wasn 't for that fat motherfucker with the smartass mouth.
by FAT-COUSIN May 19, 2008
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urban dictionary smartass

a person like me in this very particular case. In other words a person who makes up words and adds on the Urban Dictionary for no particular reason, and by doing so creates confusion among fake and true meanings of a word or a phrase.
Urban Dictionary Smartasses have filled this dictionary with a vast amount of unreasonable definitions.
by giorgiam June 14, 2011
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fb smartass

Someone who never likes your post or pics they only comment to be a smartass or to try to prove tou wrong.
I have to delete this FB smartass comment some dickweed left on my status.
by Tabbywhacker December 26, 2016
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Schrödinger’s Smartass

A person who posts or says things (usually in reaction to something they know nothing about) in an attempt to seem smart and decides whether they were correct based on the consensus of people around them.
Guy: holy shit social media is full of schrödinger’s smartasses.

Bruh: what do you mean?

Rando nigga: people who try to be smart but only keep saying shit if people agree with them, bunch of pussies really.
Guy: yeah, what he said.
by Don't pre order April 4, 2020
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Cute-Smartass

A term used to describe someone who is a smartass and is cute at the same time
Jess: You’re a cute-smartass
Jayden: Only one of those words is true

Jess: What if I said it was one word?
Jayden: Put it in the Urban Dictionary then
Jess: Will Do!
by notacutesmartass05 December 19, 2020
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smartassocity

smahrt-as
noun, plural smartassocities.

1. the quality or state of being a smartass

2. a smartass act, thing, or circumstance

3. the state of being any Asian woman named Tammy, Tammi; Tammee (or other variation of this name), early in the morning while most of humanity in the region are still half asleep

4. a word encapsulating the epitome of brevity

5. not believed to exist by the same women whom energetically embody the very essence of the word, whilst what are insanely early hours of the morning

Word Origin and History of smartassocity
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n. 1530s, from Middle French smartásse or directly from the Latin smartassitatem (nominative smartassitas)

perhaps fr Petro Sterling, a 21st century oracle of utopian enchantment
Your smartassocity has been reminding me of someone.
by Oxford Angstologic April 11, 2015
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Smartassity

The level of how much smartass you can be.
Oh shit! There goes Julie's Smartassity taking on a new form.
by CreatorofMind October 3, 2019
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