jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

literally a fucking recommend character in bfb

i recommend for jack russel terrier dog riding very fast and speed a skateboard as skated , with sunglasses in summer vacation, taking a selfie with smartphone or cell phone

by arandomdudelol September 7, 2023

Shartphone

What a smartphone turns into as soon as it is taken into the shitter; due to the “exit deuce process” – (see “exit deuce process”)

Friend to Randy: “Randy, I got Bob on the phone here and he wants to talk to you” - hands phone to Randy

Randy: “What up Bob?”
Bob to Randy: “Did you wipe the phone before you pressed it to your face?”
Randy: “Oops, shartphone!”
Bob: “Oh man, you know Randy takes about six craps a day, you have shartface now!” (see “shartface”)

by 3dPulP November 4, 2012

Smartphone Slouch

The hunched over, slouched position one takes while texting on an iPhone, Blackberry, Smartphone or PDA device.

"I was driving by the high school and saw, like, ten kids doing The Smartphone Slouch at the bus stop."

by chieromancer May 17, 2011

smartphone-o-fart

Fart sounds produced by a smart phone loaded with fart-sound software.

I thought Larry ripped one, but it was just a smartphone-o-fart.

by poppilopo June 12, 2009

smartphone

A useless, flat, rectangular prism that can do nothing better than a brick except break.

Throw that smartphone into the trash can!

by diabetic_rice_farmer January 30, 2020

Smartphone Leech

Someone (usually elderly) that refuses to accept smartphones and move forward with the rest of the world; however still takes advantage of the smartphone by asking someone else to do it for them.

Can you get directions on your phone
Can you look up ...... on ...... for ME
You are a smartphone leech!

by **NecroKiller** February 18, 2019

smartphone punk

Another way of calling a punk a poser, in this case, they aren't hardcore enough to reject the corportacracy's rule and deny themselves the latest iPhone.

Spike: "Dude, this Big Cheese show is full of smartphone punks"
Sid: "Yeah...let's bail and go get some 40's. These kids just don't get it"

by channel_panel November 14, 2020