Smape

Smape (n.) A ape which by definition is smelly. Ex:Walker stop being a SMAPE and play Madden like a man. (one of the earliest known uses of smape)

Smape (v) To treat like a smelly ape would be treated. Ex: Dude stop trying to SMAPE me.

Smape (adv.) To act in a smelly apeish manner. Dude i didn't see you at the bar you must have SMAPEILY disappeared out the back door with some fat girl.

The word smape was recently coined by two bored guys in Northern Virginia but its roots go back to Africa. Apes in the wild of Africa have a tendency to throw feces at each other or urinate on each other so they start to smell quite foul. Due to this disgusting fact most apes in the Africa also are quite smelly hence the expression "smelly ape" came about. Well this term cannot be used in public since it might offend African Americans so Smape which is an amalgum of Smelly and ape was created. This word is very PC and rolls off the tongue quite nicely. This word has become quite popular as of late amoung certain groups and it has a universal appeal allowing it to be used as a noun, verb, adverb. The skies the limit. Below you will find some applications of the word smape.

by Mr Smape August 30, 2005

The sampler

Also known as “finger test”. Inserting one or more fingers into the vagina then swiftly yet subtly (without the subject noticing) smelling the fingers ergo making the decision if cunnilingus is in order. Same technique can also be applied to the anus.

Kris says: “Did you eat her beaver ?”
Sebastian says: “No! I did the sampler and it wasn’t a very inviting scent!”

by SebbieFresh February 4, 2010

Core Sample

When you are skull-fucking someone whose brain is intact and dig out cylindrical holes in their brain.

I gouged out Bryan's eye and then took some core samples. It was quite delightful scraping chunks of his brain off my dick.

I gave Bryan a pretty serious white matter infusion while taking a core sample.

by DVJ February 4, 2014

National give ur smallest friend a hug day

October 28th

Today is national give ur smallest friend a hug day

by CerealBoi2020 October 27, 2019

Smalled

to steal jokes phrases or any one liners u may have come up with and use for yourself

you proper smalled that smallwood

by atomic monkey balls January 1, 2010

stapler

a short range office weapon

if your boss comes in to your office and you have your stapler....

by apoi December 19, 2009

semen sampler

One who has tasted a variety of male ejaculate. Similar to that of a wine taster, except frowned upong by society as being a sexual devient. Activities enjoyed by such a person include bukake, groupsex, and prostitution as a general course.

Sally is such a semen sampler.

by JTAD July 25, 2007