An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
by thomaslgregoryjr January 12, 2010
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by Manny Stiles July 21, 2006
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He's a dirt digger - he only does girls up the smeller
by DeNameland February 25, 2009
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Michael: I thought you told me to.
Jesse: You're a fucking butt hole smeller.
Michael: oh
Michael: I thought you told me to.
Jesse: You're a fucking butt hole smeller.
Michael: oh
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On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
On November 14th, you are allowed to slap your small friend
e.g:
Tall friend: hey guess what!
Small friend: what??
Tall friend:it’s November 14th!
Small friend: oh god please no
by Thisismytallfriendsbdaypresent November 9, 2019
Get the Slap your smallest friend day! mug.A person who will attempt to make you repeat what you just said to give them a little more time to think of something to smart to say and/or make you look dumb for repeating yourself.
Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.
Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.
Usually using the guise that they didn't hear or understand you, this is becoming extremely common.
Hard to defend against, but sometimes just waiting a minute or calling their bluff may win the day.
Social Example-
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"
Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"
you: "hey dude what happened to that cute girl you were gonna ask out"
staller: "what?"
you: "i said where's that cute girl that you were.."
staller: "o that GIRL, she died"
you: "fuck off you heard me the first time"
Work Example-
you: "hey would it be okay if I went and finished that job?"
staller: "what did you say?"
you: "you heard me"
staller: "yeah, no that would be a good idea"
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