by Jordo October 26, 2003
Get the slutsac mug.A seemingly classy woman who galavants around the local watering holes in search of recognition. An established or career woman, usually mature and divorced. A closet whore.
"Hey, did you see Jay's mom at the bar last night?"
"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."
"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."
"Yea, she was hanging all over the dads in the place, it was a mess"
"Apparently you can still get laid no matter how old you are cause you played football when you were in high school."
"True. What a Slutress."
"I wish I played football in highschool."
by dotoking November 26, 2010
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The right for women to bang as many partners as she wants providing the justification for an abortion if she gets pregnant.
Promoting sluts rights helps keep the BDSM community alive, abortion clinics in business, and women confused about healthy monogamous relationships.
by Golden029 January 22, 2017
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by AverageThinker October 27, 2009
Get the Slutism mug.Slutsauce is the juices and/or residues that are left after any sort of activity with a slut. Slutsauce may include, but is not limited to: saliva, vaginal secretions, anal secretions, sweat, tears, and blood and any combination of the fluids. Slutsauce can also be commonly recognized by the foul aroma that generally comes with sluts. Slutsauce stains are very distinct in the fact that they cannot be cleaned with a napkin or paper towels. A proper cleansing requires all stained items to be bathed or properly washed in a machine.
~Smeary residue left on glasses after a lap dance from a stripper. "That stripper left slutsauce all over your specs."
~That cause of the terrible stain you left on your best friends bed, that was caused by his girlfriend, that you just got done fucking. "Dave your girlfriend got slutsauce all over your pillow, my apologies, but don't feel bad she is great at anal"
~Period blood on your pants (as in Superbad)
~That cause of the terrible stain you left on your best friends bed, that was caused by his girlfriend, that you just got done fucking. "Dave your girlfriend got slutsauce all over your pillow, my apologies, but don't feel bad she is great at anal"
~Period blood on your pants (as in Superbad)
by Mikey B. "Gremlin" June 11, 2008
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Get the Back door sluts 9 mug.A mathematical equations which explains the reason why 2 in every 10 women are sluts, 5 out of every 10 women are monogamous, and 3 out of every 10 women are prudes. When these statistics are set equal to the ratio of male sluts, 9 out of 10, it becomes apparent that female slut are simply trying to restore order to the universe by fucking all the male sluts that the monogamous and prude women will not fuck. If more women would put out, then the need for sluts would deminish because the ratios would equal out. So the basis of slutistics is to show that without sluts, the order of the universe would cease and existence as we know it would no longer be. To that I say, thank you to all sluts for keeping the world safe. Support your local slut.
There were 10 men and 10 women at the party, Jane and Lisa were the only sluts. Slutisitcs deem that Jane and Lisa will have to fuck 4.5 men each in order to keep the world spinning because those other lazy ass bitches wont pull their own weight.
by Pass March 18, 2004
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