Jane: Hey Mary, is that a cold sore on your mouth?
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
Mary: Yeah. I gave Billy a mouthski for his birthday the other night and I'm pretty sure he gave me a Herpe Slurpee.
Jane: What an asshole.
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Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.
Variation: If she's hurtin' for a squirtin', shove a half bottle of powerade into her pussy right before she climaxes. After you get all those precious juices, put the cap on and take it to go or save it for later.
At a San Diego State University sorority party, Brittany and Pj started getting friskey in bed when Brittany proposed that she wanted a powerade slurpee and Pj delightfully agreed and put the blue powerade in her vaghole and starting ramming his dick as hard and fast as he could to create the thick slurpee substance known as powerade slurpee.
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"Man, I had this mothafuckin' slop-slurper tryna be all up on my shit for months man. Three bitches. Three bitches. Motherfucker heard I broke up with Lashay and I could see the fuckin' look in his eyes already. Man, mothafuckin' slop-slurper all up on my shit crampin' my style. Slurpin' that sloppy seconds like a mothafucka."
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