Cum Slurper

Someone who enjoys sucking dick to the utmost degree.

That girl is quite the cum slurper.

by J P Smoove August 27, 2021

penis slurper

A gay person who slurps penises

Hay penis slurper stop doing that tacos are better

by Slurped buttface November 01, 2023

Noodle slurper

an Italian person who cooks and eats pasta, just all Italians in general.

person 1: "Hey is this Italian approved?"

person 2: "noodle slurper certified"

by kittycatkittykittymeow February 07, 2023

hershey slurper

One who tosses a salad and eats the dressing. They lick people's unclean butt holes.

Sarah is a Hershey slurper. She licks buttholes and most aren't wiped.

by cockEinstein March 31, 2014

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.

"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"

by Granny Graves November 30, 2022

bum slurper

A person who ‘slips over’ and lands on a bum/arse/bunda/cheeks and simple opens his mouths and wiggles his tongue in a circle formation while slurping up all that ‘bunda’.

John: *crying*

Harry: “Dude, why you crying?”

John: “It’s rob, he’s slurped my girls bum.”

Harry: “Shit dude! I always thought he was a ‘bum slurper’.

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021