Slorking

When your life is nothing but a seamless transition between sleeping and working, sleeping and working, you are slorking.

I gotta fini...sh... (face slumps to table for five minutes, then jerks upward) ...the project. *slorking*

by Yitayningwut September 24, 2015

slurpin’ time

when it’s time to consume a lotta shit in not a lotta time; suckin sum up like gogurt

girl: should i spit or swallow?

guy: swallow, i can’t get a cumstain on these sheets

girl: oh then it’s MUTHAFUCKIN SLURPIN’ TIME 🦶🏿😫🅱️

by pickle juice 😩 January 15, 2019

Slurzing

Shorthand for eating ass

Don’t wanna catch you slurzing one that belongs to the streets

by Wyspussyhole May 14, 2020

bean slurping

This is when you go down on your woman and your sucking so hard on her clit, making a slurping noise, causing it to vibrate in a very pleasurable mannor for the woman; causing her to purrrrr with pleasure.

Ah dude! Last night I was bean slurping the misses so hard that the sheets were sopping wet with pleasure.

by Nobby’s Nuts December 6, 2017

slurping boob

The act of your boyfriend slurping on a chilled Dr. Pepper while fondling your left and right breasts and dry humping you... hard.

I could really use a slurping boob right about now.

by ineedachris February 15, 2010

red river slurping

when one gets with a bird and finds a tampon in. after finding it they persist to pull it out and finger the bird followed by going down and munching on the red carpet.

Ben: i had a ruff night last night i ended up red river slurping.

by fat boi, uncle Bob and Wylie September 30, 2006

sack-slurping

adj. (insult); the oral manipulation of a scrotum with the mouth; see also "cocksucking". sack=scrotum + slurping=to eat in a fashion that produces large amounts of noise and saliva

The bastard that sold me this shitty weed is a sack slurpin' asshole!

by diegest March 18, 2003