slowboy

the definition of a man who shags anything, from a bearded yak to the ripples of a morbidly obese pensioner.

'ow dude your such a slowboy, she had a face like a frying pan'

by terry the tangereen 2 February 22, 2014

slovokian monkey wrench

a combination of the geonoshan leg lock and the helsinki freedom punch

Hey Earnest, your aunt handled that slovokian monkey wrench like a real slugger!--- What a whore, that wasnt her first time! Come on Steve!

by brad and craig July 19, 2007

Slowmo Sexuals

The name given to retarded zombies who do not walk as fast as their prey.

The Slowmo Sexuals are really getting on my nerves.

by Gakupo April 17, 2010

slowboarder

Often misspelled as SNOWBOARDER, a person who straps themself to one board (while everyone knows two are better) and procedes to slide down a snow covered slope on it. Slowboarders abide by Murphy's law as seen when you, who know what you are doing, are going down a mountain, and they materialize in front of you, causing a crash of you, him/her/it, or both.
Also like to sit down in the middle of a good run, obstructing and ruining it.
Commonly confused with picnickers, idiots, morons, wanksters, retards, or fags

DAMMIT! That slowboarder ruined my run again by getting in my way and now my lift ticket is suspended.

by Zack726 December 28, 2005

Slowbody

A combination of "Slow" and "Nobody", referring to any person who demonstrates their worthlessness by walking or driving too slowly and getting in your way when you're in a hurry.

I'm sorry I was late with your present, the shop was only open for another ten minutes and the place was packed with one slowbody after another.

by Will-M February 10, 2009

Freedom-Slovokia

Freedom-Slovokia seceded from the United States of America in 2009 to escape the tyrannical control of the Irvington High School Advisory system. Today, Freedom-Slovokia stays true to it's name, serving as a safe- haven for any and all refugees from the IHS advisories. Freedom-Slovokia is currently the smallest independent country in the world, around the size of a school cafeteria. Freedom-Slovokia is run by the students, and the advisory acts only as a figurehead to keep administrators from thinking anything is wrong.

Man, my advisory sucks, we have to do work D:

Dude, let's try and escape to Freedom-Slovokia, I hear they don't have to do work and they are completely free!

by A Willer Star Student October 26, 2011

slovo

Serbian for "letter"

T is a slovo.

by Anonymous March 25, 2003