sponge-worthy

A phrase coined by Elaine on the TV show "Seinfeld." Refers to Elaine's favorite kind of birth control that was ultimately taken off the market. Elaine bought all the remaining stock she could get her hands on and then hoarded her stash of sponges. She defined her dates as being "sponge-worthy" or not i.e. if they had sex. If he was worth using one of her hoarded sponges!

Jerry- I heard you went out with Bob last night. Was he sponge-worthy?
Elaine- VERY sponge-worthy!

Or alternate response from Elaine-I don't waste my sponges on just anybody. He has to be sponge worthy, Jerry!

by Marion A. Wilhelm June 25, 2006

Spongebob Close-up

A technique used in various cartoons in which the camera zooms into a character's face revealing disgusting or grotesque features (ex. bloodshot eyes, nosehairs, pimples, etc.) that usually are not noticed when the camera is at a certain distance from the character. Commonly used in the show "Spongebob Squarepants".

Spongebob: Hey Squidward, has my Acne Cream worked yet?

Viewer 1: Get ready for a Spongebob Close-up, dude!

(T.V. zooms into a still frame revealing Spongbob's ghastly outbreak)

Viewer 2: Ughghgh!

by The Ball That Never Descended October 16, 2008

Victoria sponge cake

When you creampie your girl on her period and watch the juices flow out then getting to close her legs and placing a cherry on cheek resembling a Victoria sponge cake.

Yo bro last night was mad, I gave my a girl a Victoria sponge cake I felt like Mary berry afterwards shit was perfect

by USERnameUNsaid May 27, 2017

sconge

A prtially erect penis, a snynonym to the more juvenile "chub". Often used to descibe a female being "sconge-worthy".
Also, a condition brought on by vigorous "grinding" and "booty dancing"

Man i had a sconge the entire night after she rubbed my thigh.

by Kotacular September 24, 2003

sponge cookie

When men who love men circle jerk on a cookie or other pastry, amnd the last one to skeet gets to eat a tasty treat.

I can't believe Jeff got the "sponge cookie" two nights in a row.

by Bubba the Love Sponge April 25, 2004

STD Sponge

Someone or Something who has a predisposition to gaining STDs.

Bro i saw Becky go into the boys locker room with Chet and his bros.
Dude shes a total STD Sponge.

by John_Stamos_xxx April 14, 2020

spongebob squarepants

A yellow sponge who's live under the sea in a pineapple. Works at the Krusty krab. Likes jelly fishing, and he cant drive.

Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready, Im ready.....

by sarah May 13, 2005