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The Hash Slinging Slasher

The most terrifying monster that you could imagine. He was the head fry cook at The Krusty Krab when, one day, he accidentally chopped his hand off with a knife. To this day, he still has a spatula instead of his hand. There are a few signs to see when he is coming. The lights will flicker on and off. The phone will ring, and there will be nobody there. If you ever see the Hash slinging slasher, good luck.
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Slash ringing Hasher?
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongebob: The Dash Ringing, The Trash Dinging, The Mash Linging, The Flash Ringing..Ringing, The Crash Dinging The.....
Squidward: The Hash Slinging Slasher
Spongbob:*gasps so loud* T H E H A S H. S L I N G I N G S L A S H E R????
by The Trash Dinging Slasher December 17, 2018
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Web-Slinging

When a man ejaculates into his hand and then proceeds to "sling" the seminal fluid at a girl's face in a manner much like the Amazing Spider-man.
"This girl won't swallow, so I have to resort to web-slinging her instead."
by Ross Johnson April 13, 2006
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Sinking the Kursk

To defecate a stool of larger than average proportions that both sinks instantly to the bottom of the toilet bowl and also contains a significant amount of Russian semen.
"Yes darling, I had a lovely weekend in Tbilisi, but I've rather unfortunately just had to spend the morning on the crapper Sinking the Kursk"
by brizbraz February 23, 2009
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Slinging Cheeks

Slinging Cheeks, also referred as sex, or sexual intercourse, is a vigorous act of passion that usually occurs between two or more high school students in the Tampa, Florida area.

Slinging has to involve a female, none of that homo shit.

There are some key steps to help you sling cheeks easily:

1. Be yourself.
2. Don't be a pussy.
3. Have a thick cock.
4. Keeps roofies near by.
5. Just keep slinging.
Omar : "Yo Derrek, how was your weekend dude?"

Derrek : "Shit was on point, i was slinging cheeks all night!"
by D.Swiftt October 5, 2010
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Slinging

Verb. Informal. To participate in or be a part of the growing, alternative lifestyle known as
“Slinging.” Slinging or “To Sling” is to enjoy watching all your favorite live television shows,
channels and/or live sports using Sling TV. Often with others or in a group setting.
See: Slingers.
Are in you in the mood to Sling?
Would you like to Sling with us this weekend?
Are you DTS, aka Down to Sling?
You should come over this weekend and try Slinging. You'll love the freedom and options.
by hyers February 28, 2018
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Slinging Web

Yet another colloquialism for shooting one's load.
I slung my web all over her face.

Sorry I didn't call you last night, I was out slinging web on anyone that would have it.
by Humpmap.com July 15, 2006
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Slonking

The present tense of slonk, used by gang weeders as shorthand for smoking weed.
Yah bro I spent all night slonking gang weed. Gang weeders rise up.
by GangWeederDom December 18, 2018
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