by Montyy_18 June 20, 2011

A unnaturally or just agreeably fucking massive penis. Usually Resembling the form of a baby arm grasping a small apple or elephant trunk wrapped around a coconut.
Two girls because I’m not a fucking fag
Girl 1: have you seen Brian’s dick??
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s a certified sledge piece.
Girl 1: have you seen Brian’s dick??
Girl 2: oh yeah that’s a certified sledge piece.
by MRxBEATSxCHEEKS November 20, 2019

by matt March 2, 2004

by Montyy_18 June 19, 2011

by redheadedslutx23 January 9, 2011

The act of placing a fruit of some sort (typically a tangerine due to its small size) into the anus of another person, completely blocking the flow of fecal matter. Once the item is removed, the subject should rush to the toilet, as the resulting removal of this item will make the built up feces slam out of the asshole, like a powerful smash from a sledge hammer.
Alexis was in a drunken coma on Brian's couch when Gary gave her a Tangerine Sledge Hammer, 12 hrs later when she awoke ( not due to ruffies) she immediately let her bowels loose into the clothes hamper.
by juciepinktacos August 22, 2011

When a guy sticks an ice cube up a girls ass and then plows her as hard as he can and shoves the ice cube further and further up the girls ass with his dick
"ugh im so sore from last night"said serena
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
"why what happened?" asked leila
"michael gave me the Siberian Sledge Hammer last night and i was not expecting it, i must admit though i liked it."
by scizzott November 13, 2007
